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Henry & Min

Henry & Min

Another delightful conversation between Henry Crun (played by Robin Queree) and Minnie Bannister (brought to life by John Stretton), those lovebirds…

MINNIE:
Henry! Henry Crun.

HENRY:
Yes, er… Minnie. Are you calling?

MINNIE:
Yes I am.

HENRY:
Yes. What do you want?

MINNIE:
Yes. There’s someone knocking at the door.

HENRY:
What, what, I… I can’t hear a word!

MINNIE:
[Louder, more agitated] I said there’s someone knocking at the doooor!

HENRY:
Minnie?

MINNIE:
[Near hysterics] Whaaat?

HENRY:
I can’t hear what you’re saying.

MINNIE:
There’s somebody knocking at the dooooor! Dooooor!

HENRY:
It’s no good I… I can’t hear what she’s saying. Just a moment Minnie, just a moment.

FX:
[Door opens]

SEAGOON:
Oh, good evening sir, we’re sorry but we…

HENRY:
[Interrupts] Yeah, well, could you stop knocking a moment, only I can’t hear what Miss Bannister is trying to tell me.

FX:
[Door slam]