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Let the prosecuting council start off his spiel…

Let the prosecuting council start off his spiel…

On August 15, 2015, Posted by , In Goon Show Quotes, With Comments Off on Let the prosecuting council start off his spiel…
Robin Queree is Spike Milligan in The Goon Show LIVE!

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JUDGE SCHNORRER: Alrite – let the prosecuting council start off his spiel.

ROPESOCK: M’lud – my client, Mrs. Prunella Dirt, claims that her husband, Nugent Dirt, did deceive her in that during their courting days, right up to their marriage night, he did in fact conceal his baldness from her without her knowledge. She discovered this sad state when, at one o’clock in the morning of the honeymoon night, she was…

JUDGE SCHNORRER: [Drooling] Go on – go on – go on –

ROPESOCK: M’lud, please, please, please – at one o’clock in the morning, Madame Dirt arose to clean the windows.

WILLUM: I object.

ROPESOCK: Who are you?

WILLUM: I’m the window cleaner.