Wedded bliss, Goon Show style
SECOMBE: Midnight o’clock and a half quarter – six and seven-eighths or thereabouts! Sleeping peacefully in the Hotel Fred are the delightful young newlyweds Nugent and Mrs. Dirt.
MILLIGAN: Suddenly! From their room we hear…
MRS DIRT: OoooooOO! Helppppppppppp! Helpppppppppp! Helpppppppppp! Oh! Look at his bonce! Ohhh!